Happy Halloween You Crazy Son'B*tch

It's A Shrimp On A Pumpkin (how festive!):

Happy Halloween!

My Gift to You

It took me a long time but it's finally done. It's Stanley Kubrick.

It's... It's just so damn sexy.

Here you go Thadius Buzz (creator of the blog Hard 'N Sloppy) I finally finished it.

Do you want your own drawing? Yes you do... Click this link 

The Offer (Dramatic music playing in the background) but be warned the power of this link cannot be contained in a mere seagull spleen, you must quest to find the master seagull, steal it's spleen and contain the link within it.

The Requests Have Slowed Down A Little

The title is self explanatory so I'm just going to say WHAT THE FLIP (pardon my language). You guys were requesting like crazy at first but now not one other request. I mean really guys, I thought you would have wanted free stuff (if you do Click Here). Anyway enough about that I also wanted to share with you the blog of someone who goes by Thadius Buzz. I enjoy reading his blog and I hope you do to.

For You Good Sir

This Malayan Tapir was harder to draw then I thought it was going to be (even though I forgot the ears):

As you stare at it your wild side is slowly being released.

You're welcome guy who did not give me permission to use his name but said I can call him Tubent in this post, you are very welcome indeed.

Do you want your own drawing? Yes you do... Click this link 

The Offer (Dramatic music playing in the background) but be warned the power of this link cannot be contained in a mere seagull spleen, you must quest to find the master seagull, steal it's spleen and contain the link within it.

Another One

This time it's a Hippo:

You love it and it loves you.

Thank you Canhouse72 for your suggestion and permission to call you by at least that part of your email in this post.

Do you want your own drawing? Yes you do... Click this link 

The Offer (Dramatic music playing in the background) but be warned the power of this link cannot be contained in a mere seagull spleen, you must quest to find the master seagull, steal it's spleen and contain the link within it.   

A Quick Response

Okay. Someone already asked me to draw them a Bird and I did. Here it is:

It's gaze will penetrate your soul.

You're welcome Guy who said he wanted to stay anonymous.

Do you want your own drawing? Yes you do... Click this link 

The Offer (Dramatic music playing in the background) but be warned the power of this link cannot be contained in a mere seagull spleen, you must quest to find the master seagull, steal it's spleen and contain the link within it.

Something I Think is Unique

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE! 


For a limited time only I will be taking requests from people and making them non-professional awesome looking drawings!


Send your requests to: GaleRolock@hotmail.com


Your email should look something like this:
     (Italic = not required) Dear Passionate one and/or Gale,
I would like you to draw me an awesome               . Do this or I will steal your family and force them to watch 99 hours of Dane Cook pacing back and forth with the volume muted. I want you to (show or not show) this drawing on your blog.


Sincerely:                   


Offer Ends: November 2nd


Only one drawing per person.


May all zebras graze on the smooth glass-like surface of your rump.